GLOBAL GOVERNING BODY OF PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTERS ASSOCIATION. -=TRANSACTION FAILED=-
TRY TRANSACTION AGAIN?
SORRY, BUT THE TRANSACTION HAS FAILED, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN CHARGED ANY MONEY AND HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR WHATSOEVER.
WE RESPECT OUR MEMBERS AND WOULD LIKE TO (ANYWAY) OFFER YOU SOME FREE ADVICE:
1. DO NOT BUY ANY SOFTWARES THAT CLAIM TO MAKE YOU MONEY ONLINE.
2. THEY ARE ALL 100% FRAUDULENT.
3. THE WEBMASTER SELLING THEM ORIGINALLY USED THE SOFTWARE AND MADE ALOT OF MONEY.
4. THEN GOOGLE, ETC, BUSTED THE WEBMASTER AND (FEARING FOR LAW SUITE).
5. THEY USUALLY SPAM A CRAPPY 'SALES COPY' WEBSITE (PAID FOR BY THEIR ILLEGAL ACTIVITY) AND SELL IT TO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF UN-SUSPECTING NOOB WEBMASTERS.
6. sINCE GOOGLE, ETC, ALREADY ARE INTO PHASING OUT THE BLACK-HAT AUTOMATION, IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF MONTHS/WEEKS BEFORE YOUR ADSENSE AND/OR IP#'S AND/OR WEBSITES ALL GET CHAIN/BULK BANNED AUTONOMOUSLY.7. THE ONLY REAL METHOD OF MAKING ANY CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF SECURE, MORALISTIC AND 100% ETHICAL INCOME ON THE INTERNET IS THROUGH LEARNING 'BEST PRACTICE' SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION AND/OR PAID S.E.O. PRACTICES.
8. THAT IS WHAT WE WHERE OFFERING YOU PREVIOUSLY, BEFORE YOU CANCELLED YOUR PAYPAL TRANSACTION.
9. THE GGB^ SINCERELY HOPES THIS HELPS YOU GET 'KEYED IN' AS TO WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON INSIDE THE 'DARK SIDE' OF THE INTERNET.
10. COMPANIES INTENTIONALLY SELLING TO NOVICE WEBMASTERS FALSE DREAMS OF RICHES OVERNIGHT (WHEN IN REALITY THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT POSSIBLE BY PAYING SOME NOOB WEBMASTER S/W DESIGNER SUB-$97 CRAP FEES IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS.
JUST RE-READ ABOVE AND THINK ABOUT IT OBJECTIVELY...
SORRY, BUT, 'WHY THE FUCK" WOULD SOMEONE SELL A 'MONEY GENERATING CASH MACHINE FOR ONLY $97, WHEN THEY ARE PREACHING THAT IT MAKES THEM $5,000 PER WEEK...
IT SIMPLY DOES NOT 'ADD UP"... DO THE MATH!
A HANDY BIT OF ADVICE ONLINE IS ALWAYS ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION:
'WHAT IS IN IT FOR THEM?" (THE SELLER)
IF YOU CANNOT COME UP WITH AN ANGLE (FROM SELLER PERSPECTIVE) TO SELL THAT PARTICULAR ITEM/PRODUCT, THEN IT IS 99% A SCAM!
I WILL FINISH UP HERE BY STATING:
THE GGB^ WAS SEVERAL PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTERS VISION TO CREATE A FUNCTIONAL ONLINE "BASE OF OPERATIONS" FOR OUR VERY OWN 'STRIKE-FORCE' OF ONLINE WEBMASTERS.
ESSENTIALLY AN ONLINE ARMY OF WEBMASTERS.
WHAT WE DO IS VERY SIMPLE:
1. WE TRAIN NEWBIE WEBMASTERS INTO PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTERS
2. THESE WEBMASTERS AMASS WEALTH ONLINE AND ARE THEN ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO THE GGB^.
3. IN YOUR TIME OF WEAKNESS, WE ARE HERE TO 'HOLD YOUR HAND" THROUGHOUT THE ANNOYING (SUPPOSED TO BE) 2-3 YEARS OF TRIAL AND ERROR BEFORE YOU START TO SEE ANY REAL PROFITS.
4. WE ACTUALLY CUT DOWN YOUR LEARNING CURVE TO A COUPLE OF MONTHS IF YOU STUDY OUR TRAINING SECTION AND CORRESPOND WITH THE PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTERS WITHIN GGB^.
5. HVING GGB^ ON YOUR SIDE, MEANS HAVING AN ARMY OF VERY RICH AND VERY OVERLY-PROTECTIVE WEBMASTERS ON YOUR SIDE INCASE YOU EVER GET INTO TROUBLE ONLINE OR NEED HELP IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
6. BASICALLY, GGB^ IS BEST DESCRIBED AS A "NON-BULLSHIT" PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTER "UNION AND TRAINING GROUND" FOR THE INTELLECTUALLY RICH INDIVIDUAL WHO DESERVES TO BE RICH OFFLINE, HOWEVER MUST MONETIZE ONLINE DUE TO SEVERAL EXTERNAL FACTORS.
7. COMMONLY THE MOST PREVALENT FACTOR (OR BARRIER) TO ONLINE AND OFFLINE SUCCESS IS A SERIOUS LACK OF "BEST PRACTICE MENTORSHIP", BOTH IN AN ONLINE AND OFFLINE ENVIRONMENT.
GGB^ STANDS BY OUR #1 WORK ETHIC: 'HEALTHY MIND, HEALTHY BODY".
CONCLUSION: IN ORDER TO SUCCEED IN LIFE, SOMETIMES YOU MUST TAKE RISKS (LIKE PAYING A VOICELESS WEBSITE LOTS OF MONEY AND "HOPING FOR THE BEST".
WELL TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY CHILD, TODAY IS THE DAY WE SET-YOU-FREE.
IN THE TRUE "NO FLUFF/BULLSHIT' SPIRIT OF THE GGB^.
(AND LET ME SPELL THIS OUT TO YOU)
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"
"WHAT IS STANDING IN YOUR WAY OF PROGRESSING HERE?"
IS IT THE FEAT OF LOSING $500 TO SOME HIJACKER WHO RIPS PEOPLE OFF AND YOU NEVER SEE YOUR MONEY AGAIN?
OR IS IT THE FEAR OF KNOWING YOU CANNOT REALLY AFFORD $500?
WELL IF THIS IS THE CASE, AND YOU INFACT DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR THE "BUY-IN", THEN WE GOT YOUR BACK COVERED!
TODAY IS NOT YOU 'LUCKY DAY', IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, AND THEN SOME!
SIDE-NOTE: THE CREATER OF THE GGB^ WAS ONCE A POOR STREET CHILD WHO ROSE FROM THE GUTTERS INTO THE MILLION DOLLAR ENTITY YOU ARE WITNESSING RIGHT IN FROM OF YOUR EYES, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE, YOU ARE IN CONVERSATION WITH A MILLIONAIRE/GREW UP STREET CHILD, PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTER.
I HAVE BUT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, IF I OFFER YOU FREE ACCESS TO THE GGB^, WHAT PROMISE CAN YOU OFFER ME IN RETURN TO "HAVE MY BACK" IN THE FUTURE, WHAT CAN YOU OFFER ME?
SEND ALL OF YOUR PLEA EMAILS TO:
STAFF@MEMBERS.OFFICIALWEBMASTERFORUMS.COM
QUESTION: WHY AM I HELPING YOU?
ANSWER: BECAUSE I WILL NOT LOOSE MY NEXT POTENTIAL MILLIONAIRE TO A STUPID $500 ENTRY FEE THAT THEY CANNOT PAY.
LET ME EXPAND ON THAT ANSWER: WHEN GGB^ MEMBERS MAKE MONEY ONLINE, THEY ARE UNDER OATH TO DONATE 10% TO THE GGB^ COFFERS (PAYPAL ACCOUNT) WE ISSUE THEM WITH. OUR MEMBERS HAVE NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER DOING THIS BECAUSE WE HAVE TRAINED THEM INTO PROFESSIONAL WEBMASETRS WHO MAKE PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTER SALARIES.
FOR EXAMPLE: IF ONE OF OUR GGB^ MAKES $1,000,000 PER YEAR, THEY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DONATING $100,000 TO THE GGB^ WHO TRAINED THEM SO WELL. INFACT, THEY "FUCKING LOVE US".
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT IN FRONT OF YOU NOW?
CHEERS, GENERAL AskiKaOwnzYou - UNDERCOVER TALENT SCOUT AGENT FOR PROFESSIONAL WEBMASTRY AND POSITIVE SOCIETAL PROGRESSION.
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